Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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