My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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