Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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