I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
only you would photoshop your dick
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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