saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
