1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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