I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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