Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
