sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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