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(904): View more from Florida

I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.

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(310): View more from California

now i know why i became what i already was.

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(303): View more from Colorado

idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller

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(206): View more from Washington

We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.

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