North Korea, Best Korea!
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!