the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I wish you could order shots online.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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