I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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