chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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