I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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