I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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