she was so not down for the gang bang
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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