He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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