HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just want to make out with him forever
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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