Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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