ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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