Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
BRING THE BAGELS
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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