I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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