is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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