We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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