She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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