I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
did i just pee glitter
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Holy shit dude........stairs
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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