Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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