Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Randomize
