dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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