Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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