Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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