I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
