I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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