i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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