I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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