I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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