I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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