It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
The beer is more important than you right now.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Well I just put wine in my tea
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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