i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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