I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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