He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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