that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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