just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
ok first of all what the fuck
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