office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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