He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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