So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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