I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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