ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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