So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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