Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Holy sore nipples Batman
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you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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