Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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