omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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