Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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